Author Maureen Castellon

Climax: Ch-cha-changes

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The essence of a story is transformation. Conflict occurs when the protagonist is not ready for a life-altering change. Act 1, or the beginning of your memoir, is about the seeds of innovation being planted. In the movie Mean Girls Cady Heron, the protagonist develops from a humble outsider to the regent queen bee of the Plastics. The crisis is the discovery of North Shore’s burn book, and the climax will be Cady’s decision on how she will proceed with her social life.

As within so without
All climaxes are internal and external. The protagonist must go within to affect the without. Cady has to choose between returning to her true, albeit unpopular, self or sacrifice herself to teenage darkness by being the ultimate mean girl. Cady’s internal climax, the choice between nerd or teen queen, is embodied when Janis Ian, her genuine female friend she has abandoned in her quest for popularity, outs her during the fallout of the Burn Book.

‘Cuse me as I learn to be human
Cady somewhat unrealistically chooses to reclaim her organic self. She has to compete as a Mathlete and show herself as a “nerd” rather than a “cool girl”. The once queen bee transforms not from a nerd to a cool girl, but from an unsocialized girl to a fully socialized teenage girl who has a good and bad side, which is not always balanced.

Takeaway
A story is only meaningful when a person revises their life views. People fear change because initially they are worse off than when they were ignorant. Transformations take quite a bit of bravery, something that the average person is terrified that they may not have.

Writing Your Memoir: Let’s Get Complicated

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Rookie writers may not understand the difference between being dramatic and being interesting. Stories thrive on conflict and the perception might be that more problems add excitement to the story. Too much conflict exhausts the reader and dilutes the potency of your tale. Complications, rising and minor, can serve to build tension and sympathy for the protagonist if not overused.

Blood on the pages

Conflict is the essence of every story. As humans, we seek to maintain a middle ground between content and stressed. No one watches reality shows to see kumbaya moments. Humans crave emotional or literal blood, as long as it is not happening to them. Complications must start off small and then continue to build all while remaining realistic. Keep in mind predictable is not the same thing as organic.

Forget the obvious

Mistaking a love interest hugging a woman that will eventually turn out to be his sister or cousin is tedious. In order to develop a sense of credence, the complications should not be rushed or be overwhelming in numbers. Examples of complications, not conflict, include waking up late, missing the bus, and getting to work late all on the day you have the biggest presentation of your life. True conflict is whether you can deliver your best despite a series of minor obstacles that have shaken every fiber of your being.

Triumph and setbacks

Minor conflicts must strike a balance between small triumphs and discouraging setbacks. Maybe when you miss the bus, you manage to get the neighbor you have been lusting over to give you a ride. This is a perfect solution until the dog that your are pet sitting escapes, causing your neighbor and you to chase the yapping creature frantically before the notorious cat that lives in the park kidnaps him in hopes of world domination. Once you catch the pooch in the nick of time, you have a triumph in relation to the setback of him escaping.

Gray is the new maybe

The best complications and conflicts have no right answers. You could have left the dog alone and continued on your way. It may have been disappointing to the readers, but if you made a concession like getting the neighbor to promise that they would retrieve the canine after dropping you off it would be feasible. Having a gray area rather than stark black and white allows the readers to have an emotional reaction to your choice. This reaction is always desirable; you want people talking about your memoir.

Takeaway

Avoid overly predictable situations. Readers should not roll their eyes because your story is just a repeat of everything else. They should cheer you on as the complications add tension to the story and allows them to emotionally invest in your triumph.

Writing Your Memoir: You Can Sit with the Muses

background-313552_1280An inciting incident must be gripping. The scene is a distinct before and after moment in the hero’s life. Before Cady Heron from the movie Mean Girls is invited to sit with Regina George, she is a homeschooled outsider. The invitation changes everything. Cady goes from being a ghost to being one of the most popular girls at the school. A writer must describe the normal before the incident to show how the singular moment altered the protagonist’s life. After a Muse altered their destiny through a person or circumstance, the recipient has to stay the course of their fate. Cady cannot go back to being under the radar and must flow with the change. Inspiration always alters a person’s habits and approach to life in a memoir or fiction piece.

Sit back and enjoy the ride

Please note that the inciting incident is passive. The event happens to the protagonist. Cady could not have sat at the Plastics table of her own accord; the Queen Bee had to invite her. This particular teen was worshipped around the high school like a goddess. Somewhat in the same vein, Ancient Greeks started the notion of Muses providing the necessary inspiration to the seeker. Muses happen to the artist and no matter how arduous the chases. Revelations are out of everyone’s hands much like traffic and the weather.

Before and after

A catalyst is a person or event that incites the hero to take action and begins the story. Fully describing life pre-inspiration gives a glimpse into what the hero’s life – environment, friends, and perceptions – was like before the instigation. A reader must be hooked right away within the first five pages, or the hero’s journey will not be followed. Inciting incidents can go back years, months, or seconds. Laws of time or space do not hold down their impact.

Application

If you are having trouble narrowing an inciting incident think of a clear before and after moment in your life. Consider an event or person that changed the course of your life. The first thing that pops into your hand, unexpected or obvious, is the correct inciting incident.

Writing exercise

Once you are aware of the inciting incident, start describing your life before the Muses blessed you with inspiration. What did you feel, think, and believe before the catalyst happened to you? Write it all down. Next, describe the moment of inspiration in a stream of consciousness. Finally, detail how you were changed and how it altered to life via other significant events or people.

Takeaway

This is the first step in writing your personal or professional memoir.

Q is for Quality Control

letter QQuality control is much more in depth that okaying products at the end of an assembly line. It is primarily about the mentality of the company you have hired to produce your goods. All employees from the front desk to the warehouse must be committed not only to the promise of low cost high quality, but a dedication to excellence as well. There are numerous international companies that promise this, but do not have the structure to attain this goal. One must be practical about quality control on a day to day basis not just in meetings or at trade shows. Once a company has gained your trust, then loyalty will certainly follow thus creating a win-win situation for all involved. Time is always a factor in quality control as defective parts take longer to fix as well as diminish confidence of staff, consumers and clients. Profits will usually increase with the proper quality controls in place.

It can be a challenge to trust another company to manufacture your goods to your exact specifications and with high quality. Outsourcing to another country where the language and culture are not your own, can be particularly anxiety producing. You have to be able to allow the process to happen and that there are quality controls already in place. 72% of shoes are made in China according to statisticbrain.com. A country with the lion’s share of manufacturing opportunities is doing something correctly. Quality Control, or QC as it is commonly known in the industry, is comprised of multiple aspects. External elements include controls, job management, well-managed processes performance and integrity criteria, alongside identification of records are integral parts of creating a product of the highest quality. Internal elements of quality control are the treatment of the workers and a positive working environment. American companies do their best to create safe and positive working environment for their workers. The following is a list of the top three practicalities when dealing with quality control.

  1. Inspections (primarily materials)

Quality control insists on material inspection. All materials must be safe and not run. In quality control, one of the QC managers will do what is called a rub test in which a cloth is run over the new product to make sure the colors do not run. A shoe that leaves dye on the consumer will not be very popular. Materials are also tested to ensure they meet the client’s expectations. If a shoe is to be made in leather, it stands to follow pleather will simply not do. Throughout the numerous inspections, the orders are consistently checked to deliver to the client’s expectations. Shoes will also be cleaned to make sure all chemicals incurred during the production process are removed.

  1. Consistency

Another aspect of quality control is the insistences that all products are uniform in natural. For example, if the client wants five inch heels, then all quantities must have five inch heels to the exaction of the client’s orders.  All inferior products will be removed and not included with the clients’ orders. Size and measurements are checked to make sure they fit specifications. In addition, the soles of shoes are rigorously tested for traction in order to prevent injuries. Finally, all stitching is checked for density and customization. Quality Control involves quite a bit from each department and stringent attention to detail.

  1. Ask the Managers

Employees are directed by a manager in factories, so  get to know the staff when meeting with your manufacturers. High quality companies will welcome questions. Mangers are in charge of not only the production lines running smoothly, but that the machinery is performing at optimal levels as well. They are always the liaison between the administration and staff. Managers must be effective communicators and not rely on fear tactics to speed up the process. They should be innovators helping the process of having your vision become a reality. When deciding which company with manufacture your goods, ask to see the manager to inquire about daily operations.

 

 

T is for Twitter

the letter tTwitter only allows you to use 120-140 characters. Keep it as short and sweet as possible. At first, you may be challenged by the length, but after a month you will grow comfortable with the limitation. If you go over the allotment, you will get cut off and look unprofessional.

Hashtags
Include #s (hashtags) in many of your tweets so that it’s easier for people to find you. Making your personalized hashtag is also popular. Three hashtags are the maximum limit suggested in each tweet. Stuffing tweets with hashtags are tedious, and some may unfollow you as a result.

Be social
If you want an authentic and interactive Twitter page, it’s very important to be social and interact with other people on Twitter. A minimum recommendation would be retweeting or commenting on at least four other tweets at least four days a week.

Create time
Set aside time to create tweets. It will probably take you an hour a week to produce and schedule your Tweets. Factor in time to retweet and comment as well as reply to comments on your page. You can’t respond or comment to everyone so create lists to keep your focus keen.

Introduce yourself
Keep your profile sweet. Introduce yourself and briefly explain what you do. Share all your services so people can know all of your products/services. Here is mine: Hello Twitterverse! My name is Maureen Castellon. I am a freelance content creator. Let’s tell your brand’s story. Please check out my blog for tips on content.
Include your website so people can find out more about you. Twitter may seems challenging at first;however, it will pay off for your brand.

S is for Social Media

the letter sSocial Media is one of those things where everyone feels they are an expert once they figure it out. While not impossible to figure out, it does require some finesse. Do not feel overwhelmed by so many options for social media. You do not need to be on every platform. Pick two or three and do them well.
Don’t pitch constantly
Don’t send automated DMs to new followers; it is creepy. Thanking people for their follow is nice, but when followed by a pitch, the thank you is negated. Also, try not to crossover your message with every platform sans formatting it. You have to add value to readers’ lives by addressing their pain points. They have enough people pitching to them that they have grown immune and only pay attention when something is of value.
Reframe
There will be someone on social media that will have something unpleasant to say about your business. The claims may be exaggerated, but they can work in your favor with the right attitude. Respond to negative comments with a solution. Getting defensive might rally the internet trolls.
Return the favor
Part of social media is being social. If someone favorites, likes, or shares your message, then return the favor. You have to interact on a cyber level to reach your goals.
Cultivate a message
You can create your feeds or have someone else such as an intern or freelancers compose them. It is tempting to have an intern write them, but without real world experience, they may not understand that what is great to them might come across as cloying to others. A freelance can ghost your message with a proven track record.
Schedule
There are people who post seven times a day. On the other hand, there are others who only do it twice a day. A prominent social media guru suggests posting the same message three times a day as each time a new group of people will see it. There is no magic formula, so just play around with times and content.

Play around with social media. While it is necessary in today’s digital world to have a presence, it is a channel not the Enterprise.

G is for Google

letter gBing and Yahoo are also search engines that can serve your business. However, Google has become a verb meaning in future generations it will be like Xerox for photocopying. Google Adwords can be a tricky place and it can be overwhelming for so many. There is quite a bit of information out there and Google offers numerous tutorials on YouTube.

The lowdown on Adwords is that it is an auction where you bid for the most coveted keywords. Insurance, Restaurant, Writer, and Fashion are in demand words that you try to get for your ad to rank at the top of the page. The ubiquitous modern joke in marketing is that the place to hide a dead body is on the second page of Google.

Let us try a simple exercise. Open up whatever device you use to browse. Go to Google and type in blue nail polish. On the left side of the screen will be different sites for information. On the right side of the screen are paid advertisements. These ads are paid for and do not in any way suggest a superiority. Take a moment to look at what has been pulled up. Marketers are advertising to you as if you were walking down a mall. This is the essence of SEO and internet marketing.

Have you ever Googled your name or that of your business? If you haven’t try it now, though most of us have not necessarily out of vanity, but to see what is out there about us. Some may have secrets they do not want revealed while others are just curious. Every day and every way we are shaping others perceptions of us as a brand. Actions and words can last forever on the web. In some ways, this is frightening, but in other ways if you are smart about your image and reputation, the benefit will be the internet has half the job done for you. Your name is your brand.

Let Google help your business by staying up to date on changes and selecting the best ad/keywords to move your brand forward.

 

H is for Hootsuite

hhhhhhhHootsuite.com is an amazing social media management tool. There are both paid and free options. Originally, the service was $5.99 a month, and now it is up to almost to $15. Some will disclaim the service as too expensive, but the paid version includes analytics alongside other benefits. I only use the free version so I can’t wax poetic about the paid one.

What draws businesses into using the site is the scheduling of tweets. When I first started Siren, I had no clue how to schedule tweets. I wondered how people were close enough to their computers to send messages. Now, I realize that they had a set schedule.

When you sign up for the service, they are very helpful, and there are dozens of tutorials on Lynda.com or YouTube. The basic gist is you go into your dashboard and post messages in advance. Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Foursquare, Google+, and WordPress are the standard networks to connect with for a user.

If you want to add different profiles, then you can. The free account can help you if you are a social media specialist, and your clients are less than three. A free account will also work if you just want to separate your business and personal life. Just make sure you keep your tabs separate so you don’t post your party photos on LinkedIn thinking they are going to Facebook.

The free account will not allow you to setup tweets too far out. Every two months I stock up and construct future messages. It would be easier with a paid account, but that is up to you. There is an option on Hootsuite to pick the best times to post with the auto scheduler. Just don’t post to Twitter on Friday or LinkedIn on a Monday and you will be fine.

Hootsuite is all about convenience. Weigh the options of free or paid. Happy scheduling!

L is for LinkedIn

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LinkedIn is a professional network to promote yourself and your business.  It is not the Facebook for the business world, as some would characterize it. You can put up photos of work events such as launch parties and the like. LinkedIn is the place to communicate with future employers and/or potential clients. Be professional and take time with your profile by caring about your image, your network, and your future. Don’t put up pictures of you drunk and dancing on tables. Your profile should have a professional photo is which you are fully clothed, even if you design upmarket bikinis. Ask and answer the following questions for the best profile possible:

 

  1. Why do I want to be on LLinkedIn
  2. Who am I?
  3. What product or service am I offering?
  4. Who are my target clients?
  5. What strengths can I feature?
  6. How do I communicate?
  7. How long will devote daily to Linkedin?

 

Headline

Labels help people understand who you are. When I was a teacher many parents would not tell me what learning disabilities their child had and as a result, I was challenged by this lack of knowledge. Do not let being labeled stop you from defining yourself. I am a writer. I am not an interior decorator or an accountant. People seeking writers or content creators will seek me out for what I am capable of doing. In my headline I have the keyword of content creator. Keywords will also help build your network of new leads, customers, and colleagues.

Recommendations and endorsements

It is highly suggested to have at least seven recommendations. These might be awkward to ask for, but they will be beneficial to your profile. There is a brief window for hitting someone up. Right after a project or promotion is the best time. Waiting too long will result in being a slight annoyance to the person you are ask.

For endorsements, list your skills and them have them validated by someone else.  In order to get endorsements, you must give them as well. Try not to over endorse or you might come across as a kiss up.

 

 

 

N is for Networking

the letter N1. Do your research
Every business has important principals. If you do not know their names, they will dismiss you. Learn their names and look them up on- line. Understand what you can offer them. It is not just about what they can do for you.
2. Make it all about their needs
Everyone has needs. You must tailor your pitch to specific needs. If you approach a real estate titan, they will want to know why they should spend even a minute of their time with you. Important people get pitched to all the time and have learned to weed out those wasting their time. Don’t be that person.
3. Approach people without hesitation
Smile and look friendly. Your body language speaks volumes. Point your toes towards people and have your hands relaxed. Don’t stare anyone down like a territorial dog. People don’t like to be dominated and in the business world people will find this particularly egregious. Be polite and shake hands firmly.
4. If there is already an ongoing conversation, try to hover and not intrude
A networking event is not a reality show. You cannot talk over anyone. If something pricks your ear, stand nearby and ease into an opening. Most events will have name tags and people will be open to speaking with you as long as you are not pushy.
5. Don’t spend too much time with one person
Networking events are a numbers game. You must talk to as many people as possible. Leaving a bit to talk about will make people want to connect to continue the conversation.
6. Avoid vampires
There will always be someone who wants to squeeze everything out of you. These vampires start by asking questions and then do not stop. They will scare others away and dominate your time. Be firm and say they can set up a consultation. Otherwise, you will waste the opportunity to network. If you allow the vampires to overpower you, they will.